“As for those who deny Islam…they shall be the faggots for the Fire of Hell.” ~ Qur’an 2:10
Islam (Better known as ‘Pisslam’, ‘Jizzlam’, ‘Shitlam’) is the religion followed by butthurt, dirty, smelly, sand niggers who have absolutely no fucking idea of how to fit into the 21st century. These sand niggers who follow Islam are called Muslims (better known as ‘Muzzies’, ‘Musfags’, ‘Mudslimes’, ‘Terrorists’, and ‘Durka durkas’).
Islam is Arabic for “submission to the will of God”, which means that they have to stand towards Mecca, kneel, then pound their head into the earth and point their arse to the sky. Then they must scream “Allahu ahkbar!” Allah can fuck you in any orifice at a whim, all the while demanding you to say how much you like it. Islam was created by the “prophet” Muhammad (may he writhe in hell) (born June 8, 570), yet another guy who heard voices in his head.
These voices told Mohammed (shit be upon him) that his religion was a continuation of Judaism and Christianity and that those who followed these outdated religions should be converted or killed. Since he forgot about Zoroastrianism (you can look that up), he apparently thought that his religion was the third and final in the monotheistic trilogy. And being the third, it is inevitably the most shitty of the three (think Spiderman 3, The Matrix Revolutions or The Godfather III).
Islam (pronounced moose-limb) is distinct from Christianity and Judaism because it has a system of mind control known as the five pillars of Islam, which are considered obligatory for all Muslims because, let’s face it, it’s easier to take advantage of racially inferior niggers, gooks and Arabs when they pound their head into the earth five times a day and don’t eat for an entire month.
The five pillars are:
1. Recognize Allah as the only god of the moon.
2. Recognize Muhammad (a philandering fucking gigolo, warmonger, pedophile and social outcast) as his last prophet.
3. Pray five times a day to Admiral Ackbar Allah by bashing your head into the ground and jamming your arse into someone else’s face like a PIG in heat.
4. Blow something up, kill a non-Muslim and pop out 8 more sand-nigglings while only being barely able to feed yourself.
5. Go to Mecca and worship a black stone cube, where pagan Arabs used to worship the moon god Hubal, son of Allah.
Islam is a cult in which people are stoned for independent thought, not covering their whole bodies (women), not wearing pajamas (men), masturbating, eating, drinking, breathing, watching TV, sleeping, reading, having fun, etc. On the other hand, it is successful in telling women to go to the kitchen. This religion has invaded many countries all of which are run by sick fuck Muslim fanatics who spend all day reading the Queer’An. Islam currently oppresses approximately 1.5 billion Muslims.
All women and children from these Muslim countries are either sold as sex slaves or sent to The UK and US to blow people up (but not if we blow them up first!). The men can marry numerous women, hence you can often stop a Muslim man with an infidel woman and Muslim women who when attempting to leave the kitchen are stoned to death for adultery. Muslims spend all day praying and going “Alaaaaaaaaaaaaah!” like mental fuckwanks.
However, Islam may well be an honest continuation of God’s word – that is, if God is a giant terrorist who lives on the moon. Whether by suicide bomb or an heroic murder spree, through making threatening phone calls or through biological, chemical, and/or nuclear terrorism, Islam is well-situated to guide humanity to certain death.
Sand nigger terrorists follow a magical book called The Queer’An , which is a slightly less lengthy version of the Holy Babble. The only difference is that it contains a somewhat more descriptive account of the Muslims’ annihilation of those infidels who dared to practice peaceful religions, somewhat more child rape (which is not rape, since it’s not prohibited) primarily on the part of known pedophile Muhammad.
It should be noted that in addition to all Muslims being terrorists, most Muslim men are pedophiles who marry eight year old girls. Pedophilia is common amongst sand niggers. women of the sand nigger clan can have sex or get raped at any age, because consent is always implied even if it is not necessary.
Islam is also loved by liberals everywhere because it’s “exotic”, and that tickles their twats.